My own quotes...

I love quotes, as you followers know already.  I have actually started writing down some of the ones I say.  You can quote me if you'd like:

"She's cute, but so is my dog and you don't see me making out with him."

"My enthusiasm is infectious."

"If your going to sit there and do nothing, how do you expect something to happen?"  (I mean duh, get off your butt and move already!!)

About Mid-Singles:

"It's not a dating pool but a mud puddle and I'm the shiny object everyone is ogling."

"I might be new here but I'm not a piece of meat up for the taking."

"Who cares if you have a girlfriend, I wouldn't want to date you anyway.  So stick with her."

My marriage theory and the time now:

"I put myself in a box and the box disintegrated around me.  I ended up lying on my back in a pile of cardboard remains trying to piece them back together. Finally I realised I had the Lord's help to get up shake off the remains and be free to run in circles, figure eights, do cartwheels and just enjoy. I'm still just enjoying being out of the box."

"Be grateful for the problems you have, I don't want yours or anybody else's." 

To end, just for your enjoyment:

"I don't care how much I weigh, it's all about how my pants fit."

"I smell something good and then realise it's me!"

Ketchup

I had no idea how many different ketchup flavours were offered. 

Sometimes...

you just need to take a trip outdoors to realize what a beautiful desert you live in.  Those sunsets are amazing and the fact that much hay can grow in the middle of Nevada is pretty dang cool.  Yes, I used "pretty dang cool" cause that's exactly what it is!

Where ....

I went to the temple on last Thursday here in Las Vegas because I felt the need to be there at the 7:30 session.  I have gone many times before but this was the first time in a long time that the spirit was not quite up to the usual feeling I get when I go.  Not that it wasn't there but that it was an unusual feeling.  Almost like when I first went and had to clam myself down instead of running out the door, I have had a few things to repent of in my life and did so before I stepped foot in the temple.  That's why the covenants that I made there are extremely important to me and must be kept.  I have had many trials in my life and expect many more to come.  It's the way that I grow closer to Heavenly Father.  It felt as if someone did not keep covenants and I feel if that is true don't go to the temple.  The Lord knows that you are not supposed to be there and so do you.  Don't go if you know that you have done things that are contradictory to the covenants you made.  I cherish my recommend and am grateful for the opportunity I have to go to the temple. I wouldn't give it up for the world.

More quotes...

These are so me.

Doors

Sometimes I wonder why, when I walk through automatic doors, most of the time they don't open for me. Am I invisible?  No, pinched myself and took a good look in the mirror.  Still here.  Am I too short to reach the sensor?  Well, if 5'7 is short then I must have seen a flying pig in my life.  No, definitely not too short.  Why do those darn doors not open?  Yes, I have run smack into them more then once.  It then proceeds to slowly open, your face stuck to the glass does tend to slow down the sliding mechanism.  It doesn't do your face any favors either.  Leaves red marks, bruises  and sometimes dirt spots.  At least screen doors are not automatic, running into those is your own fault.  Why then will they not open for me?  Oh, I do tend to walk extremely fast like a moose is chasing me.  Could that be it?  Or it might be because I am trying not to forget what I need to buy at the store.  It might also be because some stores are NOT my favorites and I try to run in and out of them as fast as my legs can go.  If you ever see me in any of these stores do not be offended if I do not say "Hello" to you.  I never seem to pay much attention to see if I know anyone in stores.  I just notice the automatic doors that refuse to open for me.  Automatic doors have a vendetta against some of us, namely me.  That's why I use my arms and open the doors with the handles on the other side of the automatic doors.  HA!  You will not beat me, today anyway.  Besides it's kind of funny when it happens at most of the stores I tend to go to.  Over and over and over....some of us are just smashing, I mean special.  Time to go "hit" Walmart!